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Here's some Pointers in Making a Lasting Impression at an Orgy...
One of my favorite ways to spend a Friday night (or Thursday, or Wednesday…) is to have a big ol' orgy with my best buds, or whichever hot strangers end up in the vicinity. Orgies are great, but when you’re fabulous and fierce and used to being the center of attention all the time, it can be a total drag when things become a cluster-fuck and all eyes aren’t on you anymore. It’s hard to stand out in a writhing pile of flesh and dicks. But lucky for you, we’ve got you covered. Here’s five tips to make an impression at an orgy.
1. CRAZY PUBIC HAIR
When the clothes come off--what else can you do to stand out? That outrageous t-shirt and hat combo you wore to the venue is no longer in play, now that you’re all stark naked. So if you want to express your identity in a fun way, the best canvas you have available to you within the orgy setting is your pubic hair. Think fun shapes and / or messages. The safety razor is the paintbrush of our generation.
2. BRING GOODIES
Every gay orgy needs a “mom”, so to speak. I mean, somebody has to bring the condoms. Depending on how many men are in attendance, you’re going to need at least a few bottles of lube too. If you show up with a goody bags containing everything that everyone needs for the night, you’ll stick out in people’s memories as the sweetheart of the orgy--the belle of the bukkake, if you will.
3. COLLECT ALL THE CUM
Speaking of which, if your goal is to make an impression, then it might not be a bad idea to try to collect as much cum as possible. Be the present and available receptacle of all the men in the room who appear on the verge of orgasm. Once a couple guys have jizzed on your face, the idea will catch on in a sort of “snowball effect” way. Donning the glazed, crusted over like a wax dummy is a great way to stand out.
4. BODY PAINT
Another great way to stand out when everyone is naked is by applying some body paint in advance. Things like “CUM SLUT” in red with an arrow pointing your ass tend to go over really well. Get creative and express yourself!
5. WEAR SEXY UNDERWEAR
And of course, the number one most important thing that anyone brings to an orgy is the underwear that they’re wearing. If you’re not wearing something hot, sexy, and unique... you might as well have stayed home!
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