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Here's some Pointers in Making a Lasting Impression at an Orgy...

One of my favorite ways to spend a Friday night (or Thursday, or Wednesday…) is to have a big ol' orgy with my best buds, or whichever hot strangers end up in the vicinity. Orgies are great, but when you’re fabulous and fierce and used to being the center of attention all the time, it can be a total drag when things become a cluster-fuck and all eyes aren’t on you anymore. It’s hard to stand out in a writhing pile of flesh and dicks. But lucky for you, we’ve got you covered. Here’s five tips to make an impression at an orgy.

1. CRAZY PUBIC HAIR

When the clothes come off--what else can you do to stand out? That outrageous t-shirt and hat combo you wore to the venue is no longer in play, now that you’re all stark naked. So if you want to express your identity in a fun way, the best canvas you have available to you within the orgy setting is your pubic hair. Think fun shapes and / or messages. The safety razor is the paintbrush of our generation.

2. BRING GOODIES

Every gay orgy needs a “mom”, so to speak. I mean, somebody has to bring the condoms. Depending on how many men are in attendance, you’re going to need at least a few bottles of lube too. If you show up with a goody bags containing everything that everyone needs for the night, you’ll stick out in people’s memories as the sweetheart of the orgy--the belle of the bukkake, if you will.

3. COLLECT ALL THE CUM

Speaking of which, if your goal is to make an impression, then it might not be a bad idea to try to collect as much cum as possible. Be the present and available receptacle of all the men in the room who appear on the verge of orgasm. Once a couple guys have jizzed on your face, the idea will catch on in a sort of “snowball effect” way. Donning the glazed, crusted over like a wax dummy is a great way to stand out.

4. BODY PAINT

Another great way to stand out when everyone is naked is by applying some body paint in advance. Things like “CUM SLUT” in red with an arrow pointing your ass tend to go over really well. Get creative and express yourself!

5. WEAR SEXY UNDERWEAR

And of course, the number one most important thing that anyone brings to an orgy is the underwear that they’re wearing. If you’re not wearing something hot, sexy, and unique... you might as well have stayed home!

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Randy Stewart Rainbow 

(born July 6, 1981) is an American comedian and singer, best known for videos published on YouTube, in which he spoofs interviews with famous figures and parodies musical numbers, often with a strong political focus.

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National Relaxation Day, annually observed on August 15th, is a wonderful day which reminds us to take a break from the fast-paced and often hectic lifestyles we live today. 

National Relaxation Day is all about awakening your senses and taking the attention away from your mind. For many of us, our to-do lists are never ending. Our bodies and minds however, require downtime or simply just moments of peace, no matter what kind of day it is. 

So, repeat after me, "Just breathe... and relax. Whatever happened last week, yesterday, 10 minutes ago – let it go and relax".

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May is National Masturbation Awareness Month... are you doing your part?

May brings the first blush of spring, when flowers begin to bud and unfold, and the sun teases out the first sweat of the season. Since nature seems to be getting all hot and bothered this time of year, it makes sense that May is Masturbation Month, an unofficial sex-positive holiday that has gained popularity since its inception in 1995. As most fans of self-pleasure would agree, it's not like there's any one time when masturbation isn't a good idea. Sure, maybe winter is better suited to staying under the covers and getting in touch with yourself, but the whole "new beginnings" that spring offers does make for a good reminder to rekindle your self-love. Unlike partnered sex, which requires a certain level of interest in your partner(s)' enjoyment, solo sex has the exquisite benefit of being 100 percent about you. Solipsism is the key word when you're trying to up your masturbation game, so take this opportunity to treat yourself.

1. Make A Local Sex Shop Visit 

There's a bounty of feminist sex shops out there, but if you can step into a brick and mortar one, even better. Although most of us don't have the time to subscribe to Masturbation Monthly (in my head that's what the hip, underground mag detailing all the best new gear is called), your local sex shop sales associate should know the details on the latest toys. Test their knowledge, and ask about something you've never thought to try. 

2. Make A Masturbation Mix 

If you're the type who'd spend hours getting yourself ready for a sex date, why not do the same for a solo sex date? Crafting a perfect combination of put-you-in-the-mood tunes will provide a welcome dose of aural pleasure as you lock the door, light some candles, and get into the zone. 

3.Talk To Your Friends About Masturbation 

If you don't already, why not take this unofficial holiday as an excuse to talk to your friends about masturbation? Not only does it normalize one aspect of female sexuality that still faces stigma, but you might learn a tip or trick or two in the process. 




4. Try A Method You've Never Tried Before

If you've been masturbating for over a decade, it might be time to makeover your style. After checking out the latest sex tech that can make your solo sex experience feel like Star Trek, take it for a spin, even if it's not your usual method. Or, if you're already well-versed in gadgetry, see what happens if you try hands-only, a new position, or a location shift for your May moments of self-satisfaction. 

5. Masturbate With A Partner 

It's still all about you even if there's someone else involved. Partnered masturbation play can be insanely enjoyable, especially if you include a hands-to-yourself rule. 

6. Watch Your Favorite Masturbation Movie Scenes 

From 9 1/2 Weeks to The To-Do List, there are plenty of iconic mainstream masturbation movie moments (try saying that 3x fast). Watch a few to put you in the mood, but if you want more diversity and more explicit action, your best bet is to probably check out my Masturbation Playlist on Pornhub. 

7. Masturbate For Charity 

There have been many a Masturbate-a-thons over the years that help raise money for sexual health and women's health initiatives. Why not create your own with friends? Or, you could always just donate a little something extra to your favorite sex-positive organization waving the flag for sexual freedom, because without them, Masturbation Month couldn't exist. 

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I just tried out (and really liked) this new brand of lube called "RushLube (silicone version)". 

Check out their official trailer below: